Ask Tree Anything
What are some careers that Tree has never had?
The list is long, but we’ll try to be brief.
Although she would be great at this one.
Armpit Odor Tester
Great sense of smell, but eww.
Air Traffic Controller
Must begin at FAA academy before 31st birthday, and sadly it’s too late
If you think toothpaste smells bad, try smelling people’s unwashed mouths all day.
Japanese Apology Services
Tree would excel at composing carefully worded apologies, and possibly keep many people from killing, or worse, suing each other, but sadly there is not much demand for this in the country of Tree’s residence.
We all have to admit she’d be really cute in a bee costume. This one was a real contender until the unfortunate day that Tree found out what Monsanto is doing to the original pollen collectors.
Potato Chip Inspector
Let’s be honest. She would probably get fired for consuming all the product.
Forgiving and sympathetic are two of Tree’s star qualities. And probably a job hazard in this case.
Pet Food Taster
Quite honestly, we don’t know why she hasn’t tried this one out. She does a great kitten impression, complete with meticulous hygiene, mewing, and snuggles.
Tough market for this one, but she holds out hope that one day she will be a match.
If Tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does she make a sound?
Yes. She makes a lot of sounds, and many of them may be questionably charitable.