Quick Facts
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10 Random Facts About Tree:
- Shortly after JPII was elected pope,Tree entered this world. Jimmy Carter was president at the time, but a couple of years later, he wasn’t. Who is to blame? Not Tree. Because Tree was just a baby, and didn’t care much about politics at the time.
- Tree knows theology.
- Tree has a talent for knitting. And singing.
- Superman has Kryptonite. Tree has Tomatoes, Gluten, Kiwi, and Tree Nuts.
- Tree likes babies.
- No really, Tree likes all the babies.
- Tree’s favorite colors are blue and red. But not together.
- Tree drinks water, tea, coffee, whisky and beer. But as with #7, not together.
- If Tree falls in a forest, does Tree make a sound? Yes. She makes a lot of sounds, and many of them may be questionably charitable.
- Tree sleeps.
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People who know Tree is awesome
Global Statistics
Based on a totally legitimate survey of approximately eight billion people inhabiting the planet Earth at the time of this writing, which was sometime in May.
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People who totally suck and need to take a hike
Red
Tree’s favorite color.
Thing Tree once said
“Conjure me up some food with gold dust on top. pshew! No matter how many times I do that it never works. “
Blue
Also Tree’s favorite color.